So I’ve been on a Burger King for the past 9 hours and this random guy walks in and says: “You’ve been here for quite a while right?”
I answer: “Yes”
So all of the sudden he starts asking: “Are you from here?” “You look quite american.”
Then he starts talking about types of party and so I listen. After that he slowly changes the topic to homosexuality. And out of the fucking blue he asks me if I am a bisexual or lesbian.
I don’t answer. But he keeps on talking. Building different conversations…and all of the sudden he says: “If I had met you before…it be a different story.”
OMFG ! I stop talking but he keeps on telling me things about him blah blah…
There were some questions he kept asking that I told him I would reserve it to myself.
We kept talking for like an hour I suppose…
When he is about to leave he tells me: “So if I ask for you’re number, you wont give it to me right?”
I respond: ”If I told you I don’t have a phone, will you believe me?”
He says: “No, I wouldn’t.”
So then he starts writing something and at the same time he says: “If I were single and would’ve met you sooner…”
He finishes writing in the paper and hands it to me and says: “Here, if you decide to use it and give me a call or something before you leave the city”
I seriously had to laugh. During my whole stay in my hometown… weird guys have been onto me like crazy. Da Fuck Brauh.!?
